Tuesday, September 04, 2007



A man died and went to heaven.

As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
"Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life."

"Where's President Bush's clock ?" asked the man.

"That's in Jesus' office...... He's using it as a ceiling fan".

(Hat-tip : Ben Trovato - chez 'Anticant')

I LOVED this joke! And haven't heard it yet. I'm going to send it to all my friends.

Thanks for the *laff*
Kim :)
counting the days until he's out of office. . .
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